a new sex position called the ‘9’
its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life
Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
i’m laughing so hard at this email i got from okcupid fuck