seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

(via epic-humor)

godmuva:

acidwrapper:

godmuva:

You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it

:/

is that why i miss her so much?

Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.

(via bamitsluis)

sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

(Source: autotrophe, via bamitsluis)

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive, via bamitsluis)

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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(via bamitsluis)

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

(via bamitsluis)

clestroying:

When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend

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(via bamitsluis)